What if it had been a bull?

Bali Teen Caught Making Love to 'Flirtatious' Cow

Denpasar. A Balinese teenager captured stark naked in the act of sexually penetrating a domestic cow claims he believed the animal was a young and beautiful girl.

The young man has been identified as Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana.

Village head Ida Bagus Legawa told the Jakarta Globe that a villager, identified as Gusti Ngurah Dinar, caught Alit committing bestiality “when he was standing naked and holding the cow’s ass.” He was standing on a mud terrace between two rice paddy fields.

A shocked Dinar escorted Alit to the village office for questioning, where he stated that he believed the cow, owned by Wayan Yasa, was a young and beautiful girl.

“She was calling to me, making flattering comments, then I had sex with her,” Alit told local officials.

As is usual in such situations — this is the second recorded instance of cow rape in Bali in about two years — the animal will be drowned at sea in a Pecaruan cleansing ceremony intended to rid the village of what Legawa described as “dirty behaviour.”

Alit will be cleansed in the ocean and must pay a fine of 2,000 traditional Balinese coins.

Wayan will be compensated Rp 5 million ($540) for the loss of his cow.

In 2008, elderly grandfather Nengah Sutarya, 70, was caught in the act of having sex with a cow that he also said had tempted him by claiming to be a virgin girl.

That cow was drowned because villagers believed the 70-year old had impregnated the unlucky animal.



(happy days from the Jak Globe)

....Wayan will be compensated Rp 5 million ($540) for the loss of his cow.




OK, OK, Ngurah Alit being unemployed and convicted to pay a fine of 2000 traditional coins. (BTW: what are these traditional Balinese coins?)
Can anyone tell me, where the heck is Ngurah Alit getting these coins and the 540$.

Ah, I get it. He is going to the Mandiri Bank, knocking at the Lending Department's door:
"Selamat Pagi Pak, gue mau pinjam duit Pak, biarin gue bisa bayar utang Pak"(Goede morgen meneer, ik wil geld lenen, zodat ik mijn schulden kan betalen.)
"Oh yaya, boleh! Coba Dih, tanda tangan disini dulu. (Oh ja natuurlijk. Alsjeblieft je handtekening hier eerst.) (in 3 voud op het contract).

Ampun setengah mati, hoe zalig is het om nog in onwetendheid en sprookjeswerelden te leven hihihihi.

Sequel to "What if it had been a bull"



Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”

("Ottenooie poor cow, but the beasty should definitely not have moo'ed Mooo, I love youuuu)